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Caught with Smuggled Booze

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Dec 6, 2002
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    >
    > An Englishman!!!!
    > >An Englishman, a Dutchman and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia,
    sharing
    >
    > >a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in

    > >and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence
    > >in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught
    > >consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after
    > >many months and
    with
    >
    > >the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal
    > >their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it
    > >was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the
    > >extremely
    benevolent
    >
    > >Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes
    > >each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the
    > >Sheikh announced: "It's
    my
    > >first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
    > >you
    one
    > >wish before your whipping."
    > >The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:

    > >"Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only
    > >lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment
    > >was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
    > >
    > >The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he
    > >said
    > >smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows
    could
    > >only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the
    Frenchman
    > >was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
    > >
    > >The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything,

    > >the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful
    > >part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world.

    > >For this, you
    may
    >
    > >have two wishes!"
    > >
    > >"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Englishman
    replied.
    >
    > >"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me
    > >not
    20,
    >
    > >but 100 lashes."
    > >
    > >"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are
    > >also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
    > >"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second
    > >wish, what is
    it
    > >to be?" the Sheikh asked.
    > >
    > >"Tie the Frenchman to my back."
    >
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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  3. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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