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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 18, 2004.


  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail
    in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He
    unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up
    this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down
    nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How come
    you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside
    down," the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after
    some thought, says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!"
     
  2. potshot

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    Roofing nails to hang sheetrock, I don't think so.

    ;f
     

  3. okie

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    Ah go hammer a nail or something;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  4. E.Ritz

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    Roofing nails work great for hanging sheetrock on seasoned oak. Regular Rock nails bend and screws snap.;f
     
  5. 218

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    LMAO ;z Not the punch line I was expecting.