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Carefull what you wish for

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Newgun, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Newgun

    Newgun

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    My wife sent me this Email

    Subject: SPECIAL WISHES



    A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
    anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
    being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
    for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
    wife.

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary
    II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

    Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

    "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
    come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
    younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
    wish is
    a wish..

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
    old.

    The moral of the story:

    Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
     

  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    I'm pretty sure I've seen some male fairies before.
     
  3. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    Piped ashore
    :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Aaaannndddd did these male fairies grant you any wishes?????????????????:animlol: :supergrin:
     
  4. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

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