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Cardiac Specialist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, May 18, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.

    Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

    "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

    "What's so funny about that?"

    "I'm a gynecologist."
     

  2. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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