An American soldier was driving his girlfriend around Iraq. Suddenly there was a bump. "What was that?" asked his girlfriend in alarm. "Oh, just a rabbit." said the soldier casually. Then there was a bigger bump. "What was that?" said his girlfriend. "Just a badger," said the soldier. After about 10 more minutes of safe driving his girlfriend was just going to sleep, when there were two huge bumps. "Can you tell me what the hell that was?" she shouted. "It was an Iraqi." he replied. "But why was there two bumps?" "Well I had to go up onto the curb to get that one."