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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Apr 6, 2003.
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The meek and pacifists know, that rough men stand ready to do violence and whiz in the desert on their behalf.
Rule #1: face downwind...
RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND SADDAMM RIGHT OVER
dammit, if C3PO wanders off again, I'm gonna shoot his droid arse!
"The desert sands shall run red (yellow) with the blood (urine) of the Infidels (winners)!"
Sand sand go away.......please come back another day.....
Did I spell "Sadamn" right?
no wonder those arabs are so pissed off....sand in the pee pee hole hurts
How the hell can we tell if we're dehydrated now? This stupid filter makes everything yellow.....
"So here goes the first p!$$ on Mars."
I got your SCUD right here!
Hey, this is a lot like writing your name in the snow, except it splashes more!
"Stop lookin' at my wiener you fags!!!"
(this is being said in jest, not offense intended to alternative-lifestyle Americans)
"All right first one to spell out his name, rank, and serial number wins a case of Corona!";c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c;c
Ok now, I understand what the first two are looking at, but just what exactly is the third guy looking at??? His neighbor off camera??? Incoming tracers or RPGs???
this is my rifle ,this is my gun.......
In the desert outside of Baghdad, Psy Ops demoralizes the Republican Guard.
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
Off camera, the girls are waiting for the portable latrine to arrive.
"Hey.. I dropped one of my contacts..
Anybody see a contact around here??"
"Remember guys, save number two for Saddam's palace."