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Can't swim

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on
    a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher
    accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff
    stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it
    and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague
    asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. "It was
    okay, but would you believe that guy can't swim?"
  2. BinLurking

    BinLurking Your Phone

    Jul 31, 2004
    In your backyard
    Sign on the philosophy professor's door: WE ARE A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. ;z