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Cannibal vs. Marine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Navy HMC, Apr 18, 2009.


  1. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC
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    A Marine is caught by a group of the meanest cannibals you would never want to meet. The chief mubles some thing at him and the tribe's translator tells him "The chief says he is going to kill you, eat you and make a canoe out of your skin." But since he is also a really nice guy he will give you a last request"

    The Marine simply replies: "All I ask for is a fork"

    Curious about his last request, the cannibal gives the Marine a fork and then cautiously backs away. The marine proceeds to poke himself all over with the fork saying

    "F%^& you damn canoe!!!!"
     
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