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Cannibal Family

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected
    by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.
    They walked deep into the jungle and waited
    by a path.

    Before long, along came this little old man. The
    son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat
    on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really
    fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty
    big enough."

    "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart
    attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely
    gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's
    nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive
    and eat your mother."