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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."

    Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
    The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
    Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999

  3. I've actually used that line.

    Shuts people up real fast.
    Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their holidays. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the Summer.

    "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota," he said.

    "That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher
    said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

    Little Johnny thought about it and said, "Come to think of
    it, we went to Iowa."