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Campfire

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    "Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire"

    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one
    fragment into slivers.

    2. Bandage left thumb.

    3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

    4. Bandage left foot.

    5. Make structure of slivers (include those
    embedded in hand),

    6. Light Match

    7. Light Match

    8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

    9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments,
    and blow gently into base of fire.

    10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

    11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

    12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out
    while out searching for more wood, soak
    wood from can labeled "kerosene."

    13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

    14. Re-label can to read "gasoline."

    15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining
    firewood.

    16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat
    steps 1-15.
     
  2. jim2037

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    so that was you in the next campsite!

    Jim
     

  3. okie

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