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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 23, 2009.


  1. okie

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    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob,
    because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
    them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
    with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what
    happened to you? He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and
    watched him all night. '

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing
    - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what
    happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the
    roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'

    The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a
    man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
    tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said,
    'Man, what happened?'

    He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
    patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

    Bob sat up and watched me all night.
     
  2. miwall

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    I think I roomed with Bob last year at fish camp!!