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Calories burned

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 23, 2009.


  1. okie

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    CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX



    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent.........................12 Calories
    Without her consent............2,187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands....................... 8 Calories
    With one hand...........................12 Calories
    With your teeth......................485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection......................6 Calories
    Without an erection.......... 3,315 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary.............................12 Calories
    69 lying down... .....................78 Calories
    69 standing up.................. 812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow.................... 216 Calories
    Italian chandelier...........2,912 Calories


    ORGASMS:
    Real.......................................112 Calories
    Fake.... .................... .......... 1,315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging.............. 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately........ 36 Calories



    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION If you are:
    20-29 years..............................36 Calories
    30-39 years.............................80 Calories
    40-49 years.............................124 Calories
    50-59 years..........................1,972 Calories

    60-69 years.........7,916 Calories

    70 and over....Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS
    Calmly.......................................32 Calories
    In a hurry................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door
    ................5,218 Calories

    With your wife knocking at the door
    ........................13,521 Calories

    Results may vary.
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

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  3. mymini40

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