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Buying a sofa

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A lady walks into a Mega Store. She browses around,
    > then spots
    > the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it.
    > As she
    > bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
    > escapes her.
    > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
    > anyone
    > has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
    > person
    > doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure
    > enough, there
    > standing next to her is a salesman.
    > "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
    > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price
    > of this lovely leather sofa?"
    > He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you
    > farted
    > just touching it, you are going to crap when you hear
    > the
    > price."
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

    lol ;a ;f