A lady walks into a Mega Store. She browses around, > then spots > the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. > As she > bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart > escapes her. > > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if > anyone > has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales > person > doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure > enough, there > standing next to her is a salesman. > > "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price > of this lovely leather sofa?" > > He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you > farted > just touching it, you are going to crap when you hear > the > price."