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Buying a car

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 29, 2004.


  1. okie

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    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them if they were stealing the car.

    One said, "Heavens no, we bought it today."

    He said, "Then why don't you drive it away?"

    The other said, "We can't drive."

    He said, "Then why did you buy it?"

    They answered, "We were told if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed, so....... we're just waiting."