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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 3, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    A mother and father had just given their teenage daughter a key to the family car. On Saturday night she went to a party and returned home late.

    The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.

    At noon, the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"

    "Not too late, dad," she nervously replied.

    "Well, then," her father said, "I guess I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."