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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 13, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my
    long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
    grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the
    garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and
    proceeded to back out into a torrential
    downpour. There was snow mixed with the
    rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

    I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
    radio, and discovered that the weather would
    be bad throughout the day. I went back into
    the house, quietly undressed, and slipped
    back into bed there I cuddled up to my wife's
    back, now with a different anticipation, and
    whispered, "The weather out there is terrible,
    but I made it."

    She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my
    stupid husband is out fishing in that weather.."
     
  2. mitchshrader

    mitchshrader
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    Deceased

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