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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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  2. oldman11

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    Now that's funny.
     

  3. LASTRESORT20

    LASTRESORT20 LongTerm-Guy

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    Goodbye "Dave"!....Live and Learn.
     
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  4. DAIadvisor

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    If my wife didn't know when to properly use "your" and "you're", I would probably be looking for someone else too.
     
  5. 1955mercury

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    That reminded me of my last divorce. And I got this idea from my friend David Allen Coe.

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    I was driving a 74 Cadillac hearse at the time. My now ex-wife had cleaned out our checking account and I lived in that thing for about a week until I got my next pay check. But several months later when the judge pronounced that the divorce was final, I painted it up like this and went to a local bar that night to celebrate. That was one of the best nights of my life. I left a 3900 sq. foot home and was living in a rented 50 ft. single wide mobile home with no furniture at the time. I had managed to buy a mattress and a stove and a fridge by then. And some beautiful lady I met that night went home with me and comforted me.
     
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  6. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    :thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
  7. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Nice to both pics. :supergrin:
     
  8. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster Millennium Member

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    She doesn't sound too bitter . . . . .
     
  9. TheSorb

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. fwm

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    never mind
     
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  11. uhlawpup

    uhlawpup Gentle Soul

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    "'Your' broke"? He is lucky to be rid of her. She can't even spell!
     
  12. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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  13. concretefuzzynuts

    concretefuzzynuts Brew Crew

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    Thank you.
     
  14. You cleaned out your bank account. You did not clean out mine. I'm far from broke. My girlfriend says hi.

    Good riddance and thanks,

    Dave