A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my name is Mike. I'll give you a free beer if you Can guess the name of this bar in three tries." The man says, "Thanks...Mike's Place?" "Nope." "Mike's Tavern?" "No," "Mike's Pub?" "No, but here's a free beer anyway. Nobody ever gets it. The joint's name is Sally's Legs! "That's a good one. the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped. The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop pulls up and asks him what he is doing there. He Responds, "I'm just waiting for Sally's Legs to open, so I can wet my whistle!"