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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. okie

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    A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my
    name is Mike. I'll give you a free beer if you Can guess the name of this bar in
    three tries."

    The man says, "Thanks...Mike's Place?"

    "Nope."

    "Mike's Tavern?"

    "No,"

    "Mike's Pub?"

    "No, but here's a free beer anyway. Nobody ever get’s it. The joint's name is
    Sally's Legs!

    "That's a good one.” the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped.

    The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop
    pulls up and asks him what he is doing there. He Responds, "I'm just waiting for
    Sally's Legs to open, so I can wet my whistle!"