Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my arse." Just then, he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay, we're in the same line of work " the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my car."