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Burglary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 6, 2004.


  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops
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    WTF?!?!?

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    "Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
    down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
    "Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
    "yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
    The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."