There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand, and bought a hamburger with the offering money. He ate half, and decided to save the other half for after church. He put the other half in his pocket. During church, the preacher was preaching, "The Lord is everywhere...He's in the heavens, He's in the air, He's on the earth, He's in your house...The Lord is everywhere!" The boy jumps up, says, "Preacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure",says the preacher. "Do you mean the Lord is everywhere?" "Yep, He's everywhere". The boy reaches down, opens his pocket and says,"Lord, if You're in there, please don't eat my hamburger!"