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Bubba wants to know if he can sue Budweiser?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin'
    the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

    "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

    "And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and
    cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister
    lawyer?"

    "Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

    "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all
    them ugly women I've slept with