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Brooms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 13, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they
    got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.


    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the
    groom broom.


    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
    groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The
    wedding was lovely.


    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
    leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going
    to have a little whisk broom!!!"


    "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.












    Are you ready for this?




















    Brace yourself.




















    This is really going to hurt!




















    "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"