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British Courtesy

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by nrmcolt, May 14, 2008.

  1. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

    Sep 26, 2004
    Raccoon City
    An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business.

    Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.

    "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

    "I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."

    "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

    The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

    The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

    "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy.":supergrin:

  2. Clusterbomb


    Jan 22, 2008
    Ah, the squabble between the English and the French. It's a thing that's been going on for centuries, ha-ha.
  3. you said it right... :wavey:
  4. edtf


    Oct 10, 2007
    hindi papala tapos ang hundred year war :)