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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Feb 6, 2003.


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    1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
    > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
    > if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
    > and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    > Alan, age 10
    >
    > No person really decides before they grow up who they're
    > going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
    > to find out later who you're stuck with.
    > Kirsten, age 10
    >
    > 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    > FOREVER by then.
    > Camille, age 10
    >
    > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to
    > get married.
    > Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
    >
    > 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    > yelling at the same kids.
    > Derrick, age 8
    >
    > 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    > Both don't want any more kids.
    > Lori, age 8
    >
    > 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to
    > get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if
    > you listen long enough.
    > Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
    >
    > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
    > that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
    > date.
    > Martin, age 10
    >
    > 6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
    > SOUR?
    > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
    > the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in
    > all the dead columns.
    > Craig, age 9
    >
    > 7. WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEBODY
    > When they're rich.
    > Pam, age 7
    >
    > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
    > to mess with that.
    > Curt, age 7
    >
    > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
    > should
    > marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
    > to do.
    > Howard, age 8
    >
    > 8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
    > thing. I'm
    > never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
    > all grossed out.
    > Theodore, age 8
    >
    > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
    > need someone to clean up after them.
    > Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
    >
    > 9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
    > MARRIED?
    > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
    > there?
    > Kelvin, age 8
    >
    > 10. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
    > like a truck.
    > Ricky, age 10
     
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