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Breathalyser

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A state trooper notices a car weaving in the road, and when he pulls it over, a beautiful woman gets out.
    She is clearly under the influence, but just to make sure he gives her the breathalyser test.
    Sure enough, she's over the limit, so the trooper says,
    "Madam, you've had a couple of stiff ones."
    "Oh," says the lady, "it shows THAT too?"