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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 30, 2004.


  1. okie

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    Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to
    their position in life,
    and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other. The first one
    says, "My husband is
    taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then
    looks at the others
    with a superior demeanor. The second one says, "Well, my husband just
    bought me a new
    Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. Young woman number
    three says,
    "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and
    we don't have
    many material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my
    husband is that
    fourteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thing."
    After this, the first one
    looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make: I
    was just trying to
    impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well,
    it's not to the French
    Riviera, it's to my folks' house in Terre Haute for two weeks." The
    second one says,
    "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes; it's a Plymouth."
    "Well, I've got a
    confession to make myself: Canary number fourteen has to stand on one
    leg."