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boneless chicken

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 6, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I
    know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was
    disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the
    poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he
    said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the
    time you finish shopping."

    Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over
    the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts
    please meet me at the back of the store."