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Bonding Moment

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 16, 2005.


  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man
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    Subject: BONDING MOMENT


    > > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
    >> son. They happen
    >> > to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
    >> "What are these, Dad?
    >> >
    >> > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
    >> are called
    >> > condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
    >> >
    >> > "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've
    >> heard of that in
    >> > health class at school." He looks over the display
    >> and picks up a
    >> > package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
    >> package?"
    >> >
    >> > The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
    >> ONE for
    >> > Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
    >> >
    >> > "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
    >> "Then who are
    >> > these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad
    >> answers, TWO for
    >> Friday,
    >> > TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
    >> >
    >> > "WOW!" exclaimed
    >> > the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks,
    >> > picking up a 12 pack.
    >> >
    >> > With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
    >> replied,
    >> > "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE
    >> for February,
    >> > ONE for March....."
    >