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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 12, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
    husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband
    to be buried in a dark blue suit.

    He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit
    that he's wearing?"

    But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank
    check to buy one.

    When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin
    and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how
    much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

    He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing
    happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one
    wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and
    asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in
    a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the
    heads."
     
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