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Blonde's Year in Review.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
    Blonde's Year in Review.

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2 - 4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

    August - Got locked out of my car in rain swamped because soft-top was open.

    September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

    What A Year!!!