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Blonde's Year In Review

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2 to 4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those damn little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

    August - Got locked out of car in rain swamped, because top was down.

    September - The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days.....instructions said "1 hour per pound" and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

    What a year!!
  2. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

    Apr 7, 2004
    Central Arkansas
    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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