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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 17, 2008.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in a truck. The brunette and
    the red head were in the cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off
    the cliff and into the water. The brunette and the red head go up to the
    surface. They wait about 5 minutes and finally the see bubbles and then the
    blonde. Hey asked the other two girls, what took you so long? She said I had to
    get the tailgate open.
     
  2. keeper85

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    I heard of a similar accident, however there were two West Virginia guys in the back. They could not get the tailgate open and both drown.
     

  3. Skykevver

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    Did you hear about the blonde who called the locksmith because the battery died in her keyless remote and she couldn't get into her car? The locksmith demonstrated his ingenuity by using her key to unlock the door, and to her amazement, only charged her $50 for the service call.