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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 12, 2005.


  1. okie

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    I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason i actually believed her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles. I asked "Aren't you trying to hang yourself?"

    "Yes, whats your point?"

    "Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks"

    "Yeah well, I tried that, But then i couldnt breathe."