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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 11, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.
    The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
    'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'

    The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for
    about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'

    The interviewer tries another straightforward one
    to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height,
    please?'

    The young lady stands up and produces a measuring
    tape from her handbag. She then traps one end
    under her foot and extends the tape to the top of
    her head. She checks the measurement and announces,
    'Five foot two!'

    This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for
    the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our
    records, your name please?'

    The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about
    twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself,
    before replying, 'Mandy!'

    The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so
    he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand
    your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and
    the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what
    were you doing when we asked you your name?'

    'Ohh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me running
    through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''