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Blonde & the Blind Guy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

    In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
    you should know something. The BARTENDER is blond, the BOUNCER is blonde
    and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate.

    "The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby
    player," he continues, "The fella to your right is 6'5" and pushing 300
    and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond.

    "Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
  2. Ian

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