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"Blonde Prize Winner"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Mar 24, 2007.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win"
    sticker on her coffee cup.

    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've
    won a motorhome!"

    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free
    Lunch."

    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a
    motorhome!"

    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
    mistaken.
    You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that
    as a prize.



    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"

    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...



    "W I N A B A G E L"

    :supergrin: