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Blonde on an Airplane

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kygungirl, Mar 22, 2007.


  1. kygungirl

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    THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN
    A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND
    MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
    DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS
    AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID
    FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
    HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M
    BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
    STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
    COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
    CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING
    IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY
    AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
    AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
    ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE
    TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M
    BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
    I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
    PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
    WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
    THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
    LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
    BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
    TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
    WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
    "OH,I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND
    GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
    ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT
    HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
    ANY FUSS.

    I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING
    TO HOUSTON ."
     

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  2. Steve Koski

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    I heard one about a blonde that used all caps.
     

  3. One-Of-Each

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  4. Ian

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    Another Koski fan signing in
     
  5. 6602TROY

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    YOU GO! I USUALLY USE ALL CAPS TOO. EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT YELLING IT'S A JOB THING.
     
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