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Blonde Kidnapper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 8, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to
    kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
    took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
    She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
    $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the
    north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The blonde pinned the note to
    the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
     
  2. Navy HMC

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    The next day, the blonde went over to the pecan tree next to the slide and found the bag with $10,000 in it along with a note: "Here's your damned money, I want my kid back! p.s. I can't beleive you would do this to a fellow blonde.
     

  3. metro273

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    Glock 19 Rocks!

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    Good stuff...:rofl:
     
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