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Blonde Kidnapper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to
    kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
    took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
    She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
    $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the
    north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The blonde pinned the note to
    the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
  2. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

    Oct 23, 2005
    Piped ashore
    The next day, the blonde went over to the pecan tree next to the slide and found the bag with $10,000 in it along with a note: "Here's your damned money, I want my kid back! p.s. I can't beleive you would do this to a fellow blonde.

  3. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

    Jan 24, 2009
    "Crook County", IL