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Blonde joke ( cause they say its gonna snow)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 6, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
    out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
    lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
    some of your load."
    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
    for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps
    out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
    lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi
    my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head,
    the trucker ignores her again and continues
    down the street.
    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
    breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
    The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and
    you are losing some of your load!"
    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the
    next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
    truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
    lowers it, he says...

    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in WV and I'm driving the SALT
    TRUCK!!"