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Blonde guy joke....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. goldenlight

    goldenlight

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    > The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
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    > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
    > work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
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    > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
    > cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
    > I'm going to jump off this building."
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    > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos again! If
    > I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
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    > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
    > bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
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    > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
    > and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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    > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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    > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
    > death as well.
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    > At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
    > known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
    > would have given it to him again!"
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    > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
    > tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
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    > (Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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    > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
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    > "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch