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Blonde goes to the E.R with the tip of her finger missing.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Sep 20, 2002.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    The Doc asks what happened.
    She said I was going to kill myself.
    The Doc says,"this I gotta hear."
    The blonde says I put the gun in my mouth, and then I thought I jusk spent all that money for these teeth. I am not going to shoot myself in the mouth.
    The Doc said then what did you do?
    The blond says I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought I just spent all that money for these boobs. I am not going to shoot myself in the chest.
    Again the Doc asks then what happened?
    The blond says I put the gun in my ear, and then I thought this is going to be loud. So I put my finger in my other ear...............
     
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