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Blonde #2

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Sep 22, 2004.


  1. Bannack

    Bannack
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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
    these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going
    to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
    of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
    the floor in a pool of sweat.

    He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at
    the same time.

    He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
    what she is doing.

    She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
    women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

    Then he asks her why she has ! a parka over her leather jacket. She
    replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
    it said..........

    (I love this)




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