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Blond counting sheep

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by jim LEO, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. jim LEO

    jim LEO Millennium Member

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    A blond who recently died her hair brown was taking a drive through the country side when she had to stop for a flock of sheep crossing the road. Being bored at having to wait for the flock to cross she methodically counted the sheep as they crossed the road in single file. She couldn't help noticing that one was exceptionally playful and really cute. As the sheep herder approached she stopped him and asked him if she could guess how many sheep he had, could she have one? He thought a minute and agreed. She said you have one hundred and forty two. He said you're right...pick one out. Of course she picked out the cute playful one and put him in the car. The sheep herder then asked," Before you go, if I can guess your true hair color can I have my dog back"? JIM
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    If she counted the dog as a sheep then her count would be wrong.
     

  3. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    Musta been a blond shepherd too!
     
  4. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

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    Counting sheep is EASY..

    You just count the legs, and divide by four..;)