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Blind Parachutist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:

    "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

    "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

    "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

    But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

    He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    Even a blind parachutist should know that you don't "lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground."

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

    Dec 12, 2000
    Provo, UT
  4. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

    Jun 23, 2001
    Anchorage, AK
    That's how we know it's a joke. They don't really let blind people parachute.

    Do ya know why?

    Scares hell out of the dogs.
  5. go_ustp

    go_ustp Millennium Member

    Jul 11, 1999
    home sweet home
    Atchully it's the dog that was lifting his leg... and not because of the ground!