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Blind Men

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hermosabeach, Sep 2, 2002.

  1. hermosabeach

    hermosabeach Coffee Drinker

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    Jun 27, 2002
    Kalifornia
    A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.

    The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.

    The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

    ;+ ;+ ;+ ;+ ;+