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Blind Man in a Biker Bar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR
    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey You!
    Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
    Voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
    Sir, I Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
    Know five things:


    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
    Karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
    weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.



    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
  2. That one is a good one to tell with appropriate timing because it seems to get a rise every time.:banana:
     


  3. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    The blonde sitting next to him replied "I knew you would understand! In my experience talking a lot makes your mouth dry anyway."



    Mr. HE:cool: