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Birthday Presents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 16, 2004.


  1. Slobberchops

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    Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved, "Here lies my ex-wife Sonja.....cold as usual."

    Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved, "Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."
     
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