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Birthday Presents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

    Apr 14, 2003
    Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved, "Here lies my ex-wife Sonja.....cold as usual."

    Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved, "Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."