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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 13, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    A happily married man had only one complaint,
    his wife was always nursing sick birds.

    One November evening, he came home to find
    a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his
    favorite chair. On the dining room table there was
    a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin while in the
    kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little
    wren that she found in the snow.

    The furious spouse strode over to where his wife
    was towering down the cold little bird. "I can't take
    it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..."

    The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-
    curse. "Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of
    the chilled wren."
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    That is SO bad....